Doggy-Style
Dog: Hey hey what are you doing on my property?
Me: I came to see my best friend which happens to be your owner!
Dog: Owner? I own myself.
Me: Pfff.. yeah wolfy :)
Dog: Don’t move or I bark!
Me: Ok relax man..
Dog: You moved!
Me: Man I am frozen.
Dog: Shut up or I bite!
Me: …….
Dog: Let me lick your balls.
Me: …….
Dog: Let me sniff your ass.
Me: …….
Dog: You smell nice, you’re ok.
Me: Gosh, thank you.
Dog: Want to play?
Me: One second, let me say hi to my friend.
Dog: It wasn’t a question. Unless you want a bite in the bum?!
Me: Ok ok.. whatever you want
Dog: Get down on the grass!
Me: Why?
Dog: I want it dirty!
Me: But I am clean!
Dog: I will bark again!
Me: On the grass, I am sitting… sitting
Dog: What do you play?
Me: I don’t know.. I throw something and you bring?
Dog: Who do you think I am, some sucker hushpuppy?
Me: So what do you want to do?
Dog: Let’s talk..
Me: But you can’t really talk..
Dog: So shut up and kiss me.
Me: Ok.
Dog: I love you.
Me: I love you too.
Dog: Come eat him!!!
Dog: It’s a fight!
“It’s not the size of the heart in the dog,
It’s the size of the dog in the heart.”
My new stupid quote hehe… ;)
