1 bar of chocolate: A call of nature. Inconsequentially.
10 bars of chocolate: I smile to the camera. ‘Cheese’ myself.
100mg of Ritaline: I can think. I can’t unthink though.
1000mg of Ritaline: I sleep under my desk until next workday.
100mg of Caffeine: I blink effortlessly. Eyelids functioning.
1000mg of Caffeine: I can walk to my car, Google Maps — Find me.
1000ml of Alcohol: I start to feel something. Eased dispair.
10000ml of Alcohol: I am confidently lost…