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Rosemary Dream? Roger That!
Ring ring ring….
Costumer: Rosemary Dream?
Rosemary Dream Team: Olá Olá future brother/sister! How can I disturb you? ;)
C: Listen, I have to take a vacation like now! Because I can’t do this life anymore: too much stress, too many worries, too too too the train doesn’t stop, I need to restart!!
RDT: Well, what are you looking for?
C: I heard your place is SOOOO beautiful: between a lake and and a river and the ocean and and you do cool stuff like yoga and spiritual workshops, and you eat healthy and don’t do much bad stuff like smoking and alchohol.. and the jungle oh the mountain.. Ah ah animals, flowers and open spaces.. and decks with picturesque views -WOW! And and and all the things that I want in one place!!!
RDT: Hmmm.. Listen: if this is what you’re looking for, maybe you should google some resorts in Thailand.. Seriously, they are so much better.
C: Bu bu bu but… Don’t you have all these amazing things there?!
RDT: Yes we do! but.. that’s not a very good reason to especially visit us.. we are still young and growing and the place is not ready for the full experience you’re looking for.. And actually, Rosemary Dream is not about what you’re describing. We are slightly different you know?! ;)
