#sleepy

And.. still making my bed

Photo by Simon Hajducki on Unsplash

Bill for the post:
134783 likes.
1210 dollars.
131 comments.
62 new followers.
23 shares.
12 messages from Xs.
7 messages from new gangsters.
5 date offers.
4 ‘dicks out’ pictures.
3 unexpected presents.
2 seducing calls.
1 faking it but never making it — hellish me.
1/2 boyfriend I forgot to love.
1/3 banana I threw away for the sixpack.
1/100 rate of mistakes I make.
0 is the thing in my behind you think about all the time that I easily sell to you because you are a man, bored and dead blind!

I am going to sleep now, bye bye… good night pfff 18:23 =
Best post time daaaaaaaa!
(just woke up)
#tequilamouthwash ;)